Southland Tales

Let me draw you a list of names.


Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. If you don't know him, you have to move out of Ulu Pandan.


Sarah Michelle Gellar. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Cruel Intentions. One of FHM's Top 100 Sexiest Women in 2001. Enough said.


Mandy Moore. Pop singer, hot chick extraordinaire.


Sean William Scott. American Pie actor. Also acted in a whole host of teenage comedy films.


Kevin Smith. The one on the left. The fat one. Yes. Actor, director and producer of brilliant-ass films like Clerks, Clerks 2, Dogma, Chasing Amy and Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.


Jon Lovitz. I think Jon Lovitz is a severe case of "seen his face before but never got round to knowing who he is-itis".


Justin Timberlake. Former N' Sync goon, turned black man-wannabe.

Now imagine all of them in one movie. Directed by Richard Kelly, the same man who made 2001's predestination paradox tour de force Donnie Darko.

Guys, hold on to your seats and just wet your pants with anticipation for Southland Tales.