Boys Night In

Having been treated with a wonderful array of my favourite vegetable side dishes over my birthday dinner at Sakura Far East, what better way to welcome in the new year by spending a night over at Nazir’s place. A house I’m only too familiar with having spent countless times meeting under his block just to ask about his well-being. So as the world was counting down to a new year, we were very much still in our own world and berbual world. These are my first 8 lessons learnt in 2008.

1. I learnt that Nazir’s living room has enough chairs to accommodate for all of our satays combined and more. If you’re thinking 0 chairs, then you probably know us too well. Having said that, there was really more than enough furniture in Nazir’s house and aku suspect kuat dia provide chair service untuk pelbagai majlis.

2. I learnt that Alone, a Thai horror movie by the producers of Shutter, recruited some of our local talent for the film. I found out that Ahmad Stokin left Suria to act as a psychiatrist and there was also a cameo appearance by Chew Chor Meng. Not forgetting the stars of the show Pimp My Ride Season 5 and I wish I was emPLOYed.

3. I learnt that there is a fine line between seram and kelakar seram. And that line happens to be Alias Kadir.

4. I learnt that Nazir uses body soap to mop the floor and conversely, washing detergent to wash his body. Now that explains how he looks like.

5. I learnt that Leshrac is like Shrek but only less and Tiny is tinysssssssssssss. I’m also ready to embark on my first DOTA session and my trademark move is ‘to go mid’. MO MO MO MONN MONSTERRRR KILLLL.

6. I learnt that Faliq can be such a dengki kesumat kisurat. In a bid to prevent me from winning the inaugural Nazir Cup, he blatantly lets Suff scores the necessary goals so as to win me by goal difference. Match fixing dok. And I also learnt that as long as Nazir plays auto defence, he has a chance of not losing. Just ask Nas.

7. I learnt that Mus sleeps with his eyes semi-open and will unexpectedly respond while sleeping. Sibuk je. Dah tido buat hal tido je la. But we still prefer you when you’re asleep.

8. Last but not least, I learnt that the Buih List is a powerful management tool, at least for now. Everyone’s trying to avoid to be the first but once that happens, normal buih service will resume. Consperm. Watch this space.