It's Time.

You know it’s finally time to cut your hair when

- You smsed your friend the night before to remind him to bring a HAIRBAND

- You swear by Sunsilk Pro Shampoo Hair and Conditioner for extra silky, smooth and voluminous hair sial

- You look into the mirror and search frantically for your 2 missing ears

- Your cousin’s able to do this on you. (A toncet)


- Your grandmother’s able to do this on you. (A ponytail worthy of igniting Nazir's fetish all over again)


- You are genuinely afraid you will look like this if nothing were to be done.


Lil Jon. His hair speaks volume of himself. Actually no. His hair doesn’t do justice to him as a person. In fact, if his hair were to be directly proportionate to his vocabulary, he would just have 3 strands of measly hair . Recently, we met at a corner and our conversation goes like this

Me : You realized something. I just cut my hair

Lil Jon : WHATTTT!!

Me : I said.. I just cut my hair

Lil Jon : WHATTT!!

Me : Are you deaf or something?

Lil Jon : YEAHHHHH

Me : But you just answered me. Meaning you heard me. Meaning you are not deaf.

Lil Jon : OKAYYYYYYYY

Me : What do you mean its okay. Anyway, I saw you the other day at the pub. I saw you KARA-

Lil Jon : OKAYYYYYYY

Me : I wasn’t finished. But wow, karaOk huh. Kau hisap bodoh.

Lil Jon : WHATTTT!

Me : I said… Kau hisap bodoh

Lil Jon : OKAYYYYYYY