The One Where Everyone Is Waiting

Before I start, my deepest apologies to all the people out there who've been killing to read the most anticipated entry. Just look at the tagboard, those people can't wait. Nazir and I were planning to do a collabro ah (like Mike Shinoda and Xecutioners), but we had 2 choices; one of us bring laptop out or we both go out with Suff. But like the old saying goes “harapkan Nazir, Nazir makan satu jam”. So as the self-elected president of The 17 Convention, I shouldn't keep all the fans waiting.

I don't understand some people's ludicrous affinity with numbers ah. No, I really don't. Especially if the number is like 16 or 24, I mean, how do you get such an attraction to that? They don't look enticing at all ah. If you're talking about numbers like the sum of 12 and 5 (17) or the difference between 40 and 23 (17), that's reasonable.

Ok, back to serious stuff. In a kulit kacang (nutshell), The 17 Convention consists of me and Nazir, obviously, and about some 17000 people out there, but I don't think they know. We're the longest surviving group, besides Dumb & Dumber. Just imagine Suff and Mus working together...Hmm...you can't right? Well, that's that. One of them will say “Eh, i'm the '&', he's the Dumb Dumber”. The 17 Convention has gone through thick and thin, surpassing The 16 Committee or The 18 Company and also the K (Kental) Brothers. Let's see what one individual has to say about us.

Nas: Suff, what do you think about The 17 Convention?

Suff: Eh, what's 14 + 3? (short pause) 24. What's 402893+349839? (slightly longer pause) 24! Amasham!

You see why he's with Mus now, yeap.

Anyway we actually have an honorary member Aizat. He doesn't wanna say it. We know that deep inside he actually likes the number 17. He claims that he liked the number 17, because of Fandi and all. Stop Zat before he gets to the autograph part. You DON'T wanna hear more. Apparently he said he doesn't like 17 anymore, and he's putting the blame on us.

The reason we started this is because we both like 17 (eh really??!). Ah ya, so Nazir likes it because of the way he writes 7. Not this 7 but the one with the extra stroke below. I can't remember the other reasons why Nazir likes it ah anyway. Furthermore, both of us had register number 17 for a few years in SJI. I had more reason to like it when Gerrard wore Liverpool no.17. Try to recall, before it was passed on to the shoulders of Jenggo Josemi and Astonishing Arbeloa.

To all our other fans out there, please feel free to approach me or Nazir. You may think I look arrogant and unfriendly. Ya, you thought right. There's a reason why they call me gangsta. If any of you are dying to join or joining to die, just give a call to 1700-Convention. If you can't get through, try 999.