Because I know at least 20 people

Due to the plethora of time and the paucity of participation from members of the blog, one must wonder if another random entry will make this insipid site short of being superfluous. Well, keep on wondering because I have no idea what I just said. In short, I present you with '20 people'. In short also, you can find my underwear in it. Ha Ha I made myself say underwear. Ah ok.

(in no particular order)

1) Nazir
2) Nas
3) Suff
4) Mus
5) Faizal
6) Faliq
7) Faizal
8) Irwan
9) Sam
10) Jon
11) Mars
12) Krystyn
13) Nicolle
14) Amy
15) Baba
16) Halim
17) Lydia
18) Caleb
19) Raphael
20) Jamie

(Questions are courtesy of Suff)

What's 3 + 5?

- Well, mathematically that answer would be 6. But if you put Suff and Faizal together, you get Sufaizal. One name I wouldn't give to my children, other than Mamsu.

Where does no. 18 live?

- Caleb? He lives in a private apartment at Farrer Park if my memory doesn't fail me. Which also means I'm wrong. But taking into consideration his skinny pants, his Mat hairstyle and his slip on shoes, he should be at a corner nearby.

What will happen if you give no. 6 a hug?

- Oh Faliq doesn't accept hugs. He only knows how to High-5.

You just broken up with your significant other. What will no. 1 do?

- He'll do what he needs to do. Then that means I will have 3 tokens in the bag and I can redeem it for a bus ticket.

If you give a cake to no. 9, what will he/she do?

- Well if it's a green tea cake, then I can probably have it to myself. If it's not, we will share it over another typical session of Dota with him as Sniper and me as Cydonian Knight. Go mid! Go mid!

What does no. 5 call no. 17?

- What does Faizal call Lydia? Kau hisap bodoh. But that's what he calls everyone.

What do you think is a suitable career for no. 16?

- Baik Lim. Well obviously I wish him well in the Engineering course that he's doing now. But kalau ada REZEKI, he'll definitely make a good teacher.

No. 3 and No. 19? What do you think of them as a couple?

- Suff and Raphael? During their honeymoon, they will go skydiving and that's when the Airborne badge makes the difference. Selamat la kau Suff.

Does no. 20 have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

- As far as I know , NO. But I know he's capable of one. Unlike no. 1 to 10.

What does no. 8 do for a living?

- He was on his way to become a professional bowler but that dream was dashed when he lost to me and scored below 100. He's also the founder of MyLameJokesGet-1/10.com.

What is no. 15's favourite activity?

- Her favourite activity will probably be washing dishes in other people's kitchens. But apparently that trait is present in all 31 Dec babies.

You are alone naked in a room with no. 7? What will you do?

- HAHA. EH Zal, read my lips. Kau. Hisap.

You are alone naked in a room with no. 12 when no. 3 walks in. What happens next?

- That truly reminded me of my SAJC Days. Uhuh Uhuh Krys. What happens next? The rest of the class walks in. Then GP lesson starts.

What is your relationship with no. 10?

- My relationship with Jon has been threefold. Soccer, Tennis and December babies.

What is no. 4's relationship with no. 18?

- Mus doesn't mind seeing Caleb but Caleb minds seeing Mus.

Is no. 14 good at Maths?

- Maybe la. Just maybe, she's the top Malay student in SA. Soalan yang songsang sekali.

Are you good at Maths?

- The only subject I can be proud of.

What will happen if you never met no. 11?

- If I've never met Mars, I probably wouldn't know these words exist : Cars, Sars, Bars, Jars.

What will happen to no. 16 if he/she never met you?

- Then he will have one less late person to meet.

How attractive is no. 7 to you, on a scale of 1 to 10.

- Faizal is as attractive as much as his wheels are attracted to the kerb. So what number is that, 13?

Tell me something about no. 2.

- I will tell you a lot of things about Nas. He needs a haircut. He needs a satay. He needs a hello. He needs more satays. He needs more hellos.

Who in the list have you kissed? Or want to kiss?

- I have kissed no. 3 together with a goldfish. I want to kiss no. 14 in our big spacious living room. Uhuh uhuh Amy.

Is no. 13 really that unlucky?

- No she's not. She has a great career ahead of her and in fact, she's so lucky that we call her Busty Nic.


That was really fun. Try it.