Quotable Quotes

This is why footballers should only let their feet do the talking. God is fair.

'Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.' - VINNY JONES

Look Vinnie. I don’t know how you manage to land acting roles but it probably doesn’t really matter as long as you landed it.

'I'm five short [of the Arsenal goalscoring record] - not that I'm counting.' - IAN WRIGHT

Chill. He was just reciting a nursery rhyme.

Interviewer : 'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?'
DAVID BECKHAM : 'Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side.'

Uhuh. And I’m sure you are so versatile you will easily break out into violence.

'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable' - PAUL GASCOIGNE

1 of which you miscounted and indisputably your fault.

'I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.' - STUART PEARCE

Gasak kau la Bugs Bunny.

'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.' - IAN RUSH

Well, when you’re Welsh and you travel out, you’re not exactly at home.

'I've always been a childhood Liverpool fan, even when I was a kid' - HARRY KEWELL

And I bet even when you are young as well right.

'I was really surprised when the FA knocked on my doorbell' - MICHAEL OWEN

A pity you don’t have a door.

'Sometimes in football you have to score goals' - THIERRY HENRY

Sometimes in life, you have to think before you talk.

'No money in the world can buy a white England shirt.' - ALAN SHEARER

Clearly you have not been to Queensway.

‘ He (Newcastle manager Graeme Souness) has just gone behind my back in front of my face’ - CRAIG BELLAMY

That’s a very flexible neck that you have.