As Hisap Bodoh As 17

Siapa kata budak 17 tak menawan? A lot of people.

You know, everytime I read an entry by a member of the 17 Convention, I think of the movie 9:56. Why? Because they are so interesting and exciting that only 9:56 is more interesting and exciting than them. So what is it about the number 17 that makes it as non-boring as Bunshinsaba? I did some penetrative journalist work to find out.

I looked into classified Government files (disguised as a black man looking into the history of racism, dawg), interviewed a host of our nation's best analysts (like Sheikh Haikel, dawg) and conducted research in the Chao Yang Special School Library (where incidentally, I made my most progress in this snoop, dawg).

What I found was groundbreaking, window-shattering, and could get people killed. Much like Nazir and Nas' singing. Ladies and gentlemen, what you are about to read may change your lives. Get ready to find out the truth behind the 17 Convention.

17: Behind The Convention by Suffian Hakim

Here are the truths about the 17 Convention:

1) They claim that their fetish for the number 17 started because of their register number. They spend their entire lives obsessed over a number because it was their register number for a few years in secondary school and maybe primary school. That's like setting the world record for the most 'hello's said in a day but not actually saying it to a hello. So it can't possibly be just register numbers right? My research has shed more light on this: 17 is in fact the respective IQ of the individuals of the 17 Convention.

2) How was the number 17 derived? From 666, the number of evil, and 1, the position in class the 17 members never get for their studies. You see 6+6+6-1=17. So anybody from the 17 Convention is evil, and will never get number 1 for their studies. Beware, people.

3) The length of their penis is 1.7cm. The only woman they can pleasure with it is Tinkerbell.

4) 17 is also evil because the Devil in the Jamalian religion has 17 names: Jamal, The Intip, The Anti-Satay, The Non-Hello and He Who Is 10+5+2, among others.

5) The 17 Convention is derived from The 17 Coven, a truncated version of The 17 Convention. The 17 Coven are two witches named Niddursan and Rizan who met their untimely deaths when a termite infestation ate up their brooms in mid-air. They crashed into a hut in Afghanistan, inspiring the watching Osama Bin Laden to carry out the September 11 attacks.

I don't think you need any more proof people. The 17 Convention is evil and not dangerous. They endanger themselves mostly, but if you don't want to waste your time, stay clear of anybody who claims to like the number 17.