"Uncle, 5 kosong please"

I just came back from what I think was TLFC worst game ever. Rabak gils ttm! If this was TOWS, and we brought our satays to the game, we would have to rename it back as I type. It was so bad that I think the referee (the one who hisap Zat) was saying in his heart, "U guys no need to play soccer anymore la, just quit the league now, hopeless bunch of losers." The nicest jack-INYOURFACE-smack would be lunch at Al-Ameen. Someone (who was it ah? i can't remember) wanted to order satu kosong, the uncle said there was no more. Maybe coz each of us already had a delicious serving of 5 kosong (5-0) with curry and sambal. I think everyone excluding Tjoa, myself included (ya ya, u guys will say that every week I'm the same, hisap ah), played quite badly. Tjoa was class. Nuff said.