KL, here we come.

As you all know, things only look good on paper. And on TOWNS paper, it does not even look half as good. So upon our impending trip to KL, I expect a lot of kecoh things to happen. Expect the unexpected. And like they always say, what happens in KL happened in KL.

- Sam’s itchy hands will fiddle with the controls on the dashboard of the bus. His constant switching of radio channels will irritate the bus driver so much he will ask us to get out of his bus immediately. We will be stranded on the roads in a foreign country.

- Sam accidentally presses the Eject button of our seats and we will be a thousand feet up in the air before we know it. Baik Sam but I am here for a holiday not to get my Airborne Badge.

- Zal is supposed to collect his new biometric passport one day before the trip. But obviously, systems can screw up and Zal can have a memory lapse. Since he is the main planner of the trip, hotels and buses will be booked under his name. So effectively, we cant go without him. In the event that happens, Telok Belangah kapaaa?? So bring your soccer shoes people.

- Nas’s sweat glands decide to be on overdrive. His constantly sweaty feet will not only wet his slippers but anything that is underneath. So grass, floor, carpet all included. During the course of our sleeping time, he literally turns the room into a pool of sweat and drowns the unfortunate people inside. We lose a few of our members.

- Mus is not satisfied with the quality of the coach and decides to let his feelings known. His whining and complaining wont do us any good during the journey. So Sam presses the Eject button again and off he goes. But since Mus is all Commando, he expertly navigates his fall and links up with us back at Agora Hotel. Baik Mus, save duit transport.

- Suff brings us to the wrong club and we seriously meet a bunch of Mat Reps. Nas’s big mouth lands us into trouble and we end up on the Malaysian newspaper the next day. Muka semua all bruise and battered and damn ronyok, except for the rambut. (refer to Rahmat’s joke)

- Wan tells his Mas Selamat jokes and surprisingly, the locals there gave him a 10/10. Wan feels appreciated and decides to share more of his humour with them. Through some contacts, Wan lands himself a role in Scenario and he decides to be a PR there. We only meet up with him for bowling at Johor.

- Nazir brings his generous and charitable acts from China to Malaysia. He finds the nearest kampung and teaches English to the kids there in exchange for Burger Ramly and kelapa.

- Faliq’s travel bag looks bulky and heavier than expected. Upon further inspection of the bag, what we saw inside confirms our suspicion. It was in fact Hatta. Both of them share a room. Itinerary for their day will be as follows : 8am - Wake up. 805am to 955pm - High Fives. 10pm- Sleep.

- Ben can use.