Schedule For The Kl Trip Had I Been In Charge

I know you guys would rather have me rather than Zal/Nazir/Faliq plan the KL trip, and I appreciate that but I have a lot of things to do lah. I have to say though, that if I had planned the KL trip, it would have been a lot more fun. This would have been the schedule:

Thursday (19/6)
Arrive in Moscow. Realised we may have taken the wrong bus.
Argue over whether we should go home, try to go to KL or stay in Moscow.
Our valuables (including all our money and passports!!!!) get stolen by a gang of pro-Communist rebels. We have no choice but to stay in Moscow.
Go from door-to-door asking families if they can accept 10 or so Singaporeans to stay for an indefinite period of time.
Cry ourselves to sleep.

Friday (20/6)
Try to call Singaporean embassy but house we stay in has no electricity. They have gas lamps for light, and that's it.
We each try to find a job. Some of us work in farms, some of us shovel snow, some of us beg. Nazir will of course, lead the begging team because he looks most retarded and people will pity the poor retarded boy.
Nas works for the first time in his life, and has fits.
Doctor fees cost us quite a bit.

Saturday (20/6)
Work some more
We all earn enough to take a bus to town and head to the Singapore embassy.
But we see a damn cool nightclub along the way and we go clubbing, led by me.
Realised, after 2 hours of clubbing, that we don't have enough to reach the embassy.
So we get drunk.

Sunday (21/6)
We are damn drunk, so we decided to fly to the embassy
We sober up.
Somehow, we find ourselves at the embassy.
Embassy gets us new passports and stuff, and sends us home.
Once we reach Singapore, we all agree to let me (Suff) plan our future holidays from now on.