Tit for Tat

I told you not to do it ,Suff.I warned you before. It is only appropriate that I return the favour. It is time to spill the beans on you.

1. There is no light at the end of Suff’s tunnel because he cannot afford it.

2. To us, the sky’s the limit. To Suff, it is what he sees when he looks up.

3. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in Suff’s hands mean he’s wanking.

4. A penny saved is a penny earned. My penny saved is Suff’s bus fare.

5. Suff doesn’t beat around the bush. He beats his own bush.

6. Suff burns the midnight oil and causes his house to be on fire.

7. Suff is not able to turn over a new leaf because there’s only one side to it.

8. When Suff is actually biting more than he can chew, it’s because he’s freeloading from my plate.

9. Curiosity killed Suff before the cat.

10. The phrase “ignorance is bliss” first evolved when I ignored Suff.

11. Suff can’t tell time because he lost his watch.

12. Suff thought that the SATS was a misspelling for STATS. Either way, he failed.

13. If you pay peanuts you get monkeys. If you fail to pay, you get Suff.

14. Suff thought that M T V was what came after the letter L.

15. Even Fuzzy Wuzzy does not like SuFF.

16. If you put Suff in an empty swimming pool, he will drown.

17. Actions speak louder than words only because I prefer Suff to shut up.

18. Suff begs for money in Budget Terminal.

19. Suff can lose $10 out of the $5 he has.

20. When you pay an additional 50 cents in McDonalds, you are paying for an upsize. When Suff pays 50 cents, he is actually paying his debts.

21. Even when Suff was the last man standing in Survivor, Jeff Probst won.

22. Adrian Pang hosted a special game show just for Suff. It was called No Deal and Pay Up.

23. Suff played Tic Tac Toe alone and lost.

24. The moment Suff stepped onto the tennis court, it was a double fault.