Screw Chuck Norris! We Have Nasruddin

I'm sure you've all heard of the recent internet craze about Chuck Norris. Apparently, he's capable of some amazing feats (see http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com). However, this does not faze me, as I know of somebody far more spectacular in ability. Let me tell you about what Nasruddin can do...

1. Nasruddin's penis is so large, when he gets an erection, he can fuck somebody in Russia.

2. Nasuruddin didn't apply for NTU. NTU applied for Nasruddin.

3. Nasruddin is so good at soccer he misses shots just for the fun of it.

4. Nasruddin counted to infinity. Pi times.

5. Nasruddin is so famous, Famous Amos eats his cookies.

6. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he becomes The Hulk. When The Hulk gets mad, he becomes Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad......

7. Superman can die from kryptonite. Kryptonite can die from Nasruddin.

8. Clark Kent's secret identity is Superman. Superman's secret identity is Nasruddin.

9. In DOTA, if you kill 9 people in a row, you're BEYOND GODLIKE! If you kill 17 people in a row, you're NASRUDDIN!

10. If you have a million dollars, and Nasruddin has 55 cents, Nasruddin has more money than you.

11. Nasruddin can set fire to magnifying glasses with an ant. At night. In water.

12. Nasruddin is so big, that one divided by Nasruddin is zero.

13. People can't count to infinity, but infinity can't count to Nasruddin.

14. It's hard enough to escape the pull of gravity, but gravity can't escape the pull of Nasruddin.

15. There's milo ice. Then there's milo dinosaur. Then there's milo godzilla. After that will be... milo Nasruddin.

16. Nasruddin doesn't have another fist behind his beard because a) he doesn't have a beard and b) that is just weird.

17. They couldn't find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because Nasruddin wasn't in Iraq.