Screw Eric Djemba-Djemba! We Have Aizat

I'm sure you've all heard of the recent internet craze about Chuck Norris. Apparently, he's capable of some amazing feats (see http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com). However, have you heard of the complete anti-Chuck Norris? He is probably the lousiest individual human being ever. Let me show you what Aizat can do....

1. Aizat is so loser that he goes to Hotel 81 to wank.

2. Only two people have counted to infinity: Chuck Norris and Nasruddin. Aizat can't count to two.

3. What has two legs and goes black, white, black, white? Aizat trying to paint a rainbow.

4. Aizat is so stupid he doesn't know how to get out of a room with its door open.

5. There's no chin behind Aizat's beard. There's no brain within that vicinity, either.

6. Aizat (21 years old) is so loser, he's the apprentice to the waterboy's apprentice in the under-8 girls' soccer team.

7. There was once this pill that dramatically reduces a person's intelligence. When Einstein took it, he became the world's dumbest man. When he took it again, he became Aizat.

8. When Aizat was asked, "What is one plus one?", his brain was overtaxed and underwent a meltdown.

9. Wise man say only Aizats rush in.

10. Courage The Cowardly Dog has a similarly-oxymoronically-named brother, called Aizat The Intelligent Dog.

11. If you fail an exam by 49 percent, and then you accidentally set fire to your own hair, you are doing an Aizat.

12. If you are in front of the door to your own home, and you turn around; and then when you turn around again, you find yourself not knowing where you are even though nothing has changed, you are also doing an Aizat.

13. The person who said, "I think, therefore I am" didn't finish his sentence. What he said was, "I think, therefore I am capable of doing something Aizat can't."

14. Aizat is so perverted that he changed 'I came. I saw. I conquered' to 'I saw an exhaust pipe. I conquered the scooter. I came.'

15. At first there was Aizat. Then God decided to give Aizat a brain. And voila! Monkeys were created.

16. This number right here is Aizat's IQ after eating gingko biloba.