Why we make bad bloggers

Looking at the staggering statistics on the right, it is safe to say that this blog has been nothing short of miserable recently. In fact, it is abyssmal. Likening this to theTottenham situation, TOWNS has been going through a barren patch of form, devoid of ideas and bereft of creativity. While the problems appear to be obvious, I think there are several underlying issues that can help explain the current situation. Could Nas's recent entry spark a Harry Redknapp-esque revival of fortunes for TOWNS though? Well hisap because nobody cares and we can't get relegated.



Problem # 1 : Kita pemalas haram (We are forbiddenly lazy)

For a blog to function and exist for that matter, the writer(s) need to start pulling in their weight. I mean fine Mus, you've contributed enough and I thoroughly enjoy your reading but what about the rest. Sometimes, the ideas are right there in our heads but for one reason or another, typing it on the keyboard seem to be a mammoth task. Like sometimes I wonder how Amy can maintain her blog on a regular and interesting basis but sometimes, I think it is just us. So stretch your fingers people, they need a good workout on the qwerty threadmill.



Problem # 2 : Kita happening gils ( We are damn happening)

It is a well-known fact that snails lead more interesting lives than us. I'm pretty sure the word 'boring' was named after us and 'boring gila' was named after Nas. So in a way, it's not our fault that the entries are not coming. What is there to write if there is nothing to write about. I'm sure we can write about school but I think to all of us, its too mundane. I'm sure we can write about soccer but even that gets too routine sometimes. I'm also sure we can write about our gfs but I think to all of us, its nothing. Nothing not because we dont have one. I mean which group of 22 year old guys cant even have at least ONE gf between them right.What losers they are, if they existed. We are just a shy bunch, just don't read into deep the name of our blog.



Problem # 3 : Kita kemaluan besar ( We are very very shy - you dont want the literal translation)



To add some colour to the blog, people generally use pictures to illustrate their day. The fact is that we don't use our camera phones enough to capture priceless moments because we don't want to appear as camwhores. Not surprisingly though, the cameras only start flickering behind-the-scenes when nobody's looking. This is when I will discover pictures of the utmost retardedness of the usual suspects, meaning Faliq as wallpaper on my phone.I suggest we pool money to buy a SLR Camera and some have already suggested buying a DVD Camcorder but like all suggestions we make, it will remain as suggestions. And when we do have a camera in hand, very artistic photographers aka Suff likes to take random and subjective pictures of his shoes, my shoes and your shoes if you're lucky. Really not blog-worthy and in a way, you should be thankful if you havent seen them.

These are basically the root problems that pretty much explains the demise of our blog right now. Hopefully, things will improve once exams are out of the way. In fact, get set for Dramatic December 08! where all our procrastinated plans hopefully wont get procrastinated into the next year. Watch this space.