And The Satay Goes To...

By the time you're 21, you should have a rough idea of what you would look for in a significant other. For us at Towns, that idea is really damn rough. Mainly because we haven't had enough girlfriends to really pick out our preferred character traits in a girl. In the case of Nas, he has absolutely no idea what he looks for in a girl. As long as she's hello and alive he's happy. But for those of us who have a clearer picture of what we look for in a partner, I shall present it here.

At the risk of being dating service ads...

Aizat's dream girl must...
- be sporty
- be feisty
- be down-to-earth
- have a decent sense of fashion.

So tennis girls who shop at Zara but who never forget your roots, you're perfect for Aizat. Whether Aizat is suitable for you or not we shall see.

But moving on...

Nazir's dream girl is an overused condom. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Inside joke. Nazir's dream girl is...
- DEMURE
- witty
- left-handed

Those of you who know Nazir and think he's really dreamy, but find yourself mired in right-handedness, CHOP OFF YOUR RIGHT HAND NOW. And then act shy about it, but when the right time arises, crack a sarcastic comment about it (like, "Oh that was HANDY" or something).

Perfect way to land the dude, trust me.

As for me, my dream girl must...
- have a sense of humour
- be intelligent
- be confident
- have a TREMENDOUS sense of fun

Hahaha so yes if you're all that, then hello! Oh but if you smoke, then eat my shorts.

A few hundred years from now, when we finally get ourselves a girlfriend, we'll revisit this post and see if she somehow fits the criteria (small as it is) that we set aside today.