I Don't Have To Sell My Soul, He's Already In Me

Proof that Ian Brown doesn't need The Stone Roses:

C'mon la guys these kinda things.

Ssangyong vs Mercedes
Actyon vs ML300

Whatcha Gonna Do When The Walls Come Falling Down?

You never move, you never make a sound.

Things I've never done before:

1) Get punched by a kangaroo.
2) Hose down a protestant/Protestant.
3) Pee on my employer/superior.
4) Kiss a tree.
5) Watch Devil by M. Night Shyamalan.

Guys, wanna change number 5?

Staying In Love by Raphael Saadiq

The clip below is Staying In Love by Raphael Saadiq. He's a brilliant new school-old school jazz and funk singer just dripping with debonair and soul. Worth your time and my passionate repetitions of his genius, trust me.

Eid Mubarak (i dunno what that means, i just wanna step)

On behalf of TOWNS, I would like to wish Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri to all our faithful and loyal readers. (yeah, i'm refering to those few of you). The holy month of Ramadhan has passed and another follows. It's Syawal, if you're wondering. To all those who fasted, Selamat Hari Raya. To all those who did not, well, Selamat Hari Raya as well.

Anyway, word of advice - The stomach is just adapting back after fasting for a month, so please don't be a glut ah guys. So let me sign off with a little pantun ah.

Lapan sembilan sepuluh tiga belas

Aku fail ilmu hisab

Enam belas tujuh belas aku dah malas

'Selamat Hari Raya' pula ku ucap

Sedang ku lungsuri Google dan Yahoo (chebah baik eh lungsuri)

Laptop aku battery dah sikit

Sesiapa yang nak ke rumahku

Jangan malu-malu, sekarang juga picit.

Baik Alvin Liong Ju Jun shaking my ass shaking my ass

Because You Guys Keep Going On About Our Blog Fasting

Sex.

Sex between a midget, and an orange-coloured horse.

Turd.

On the horse's head.

Penis. That comes to life.

And says, "Eh, kuda ku lari gagah berani."

Scooter. On a brick. Eating. Before Maghrib.

Serigala. Black. Having sex. With an exhaust pipe.

Cocaine. Snorting. Tapi ada hingus. So the guy goes, "AHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKK jamban."

Sex.

Sex between two midgets, sandwiching a guy in a turban. Threesome.