Nas's 1st & 2nd Law

Let me introduce you guys to Nas's 1st & 2nd Law. How it came about, I can't really remember coz we were talking cock as usual. Oh, before that, a shoutout to our member Faliq who turns 24 today. Though I think he's only a few years older than Suff. I think his birthday celebration is as regular as his unstoppable string of entries. Paisehzz arhzz Faliq, no celebration this time, coz everyone busy with raya I think. Anyway Happy Birthday Faliq!
So back to my laws.

Nas's 1st Law:
I'm sure you guys have heard Murphy's Law - "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." I think that's how it goes, maybe not word by word but same difference la, you get the idea.
So being the complainer that I am, I've my own - "There's always something wrong with everything." I think Mus got first hand experience of that law last night. Hahaha.

Nas's 2nd Law:
To those who watch How I Met Your Mother (OK Faliq, High 5), you'll be familiar with Ted's "Nothing good happens after 2am". I think for me it's "Nothing good happens." So ya.

There's Newton's Law of Motion, so maybe you can name mine Nas's Law of Motivation.