Muka Tak Match

Here's a clip featuring two voice actors from The Simpsons - Nancy Cartwright, who plays Bart and Hank Azaria, who voices Moe the Bartender (along with Apoo and that cop dude). Their voices totally don't match their faces ah, especially Nancy Cartwright. Oh, and you guys might remember Hank Azaria as David the Scientist from Friends.


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Don't Perasan Jubo

Hail to Torres for the fantastic finish at the Kop end. Even though he wasn't at 100% condition, he still managed to score such a goal. It's just fucking awesome. He's too damn good.

While reading liverpoolfc.tv, I came across these pictures:





The 2 of you don't perasan jubo ah matreps! Well, for Lucas's standards, he did play well, but it still doesn't mean he's good ah. As for Ngog, his name says it all la, so isap ah. They were just lucky la for the second goal. Now Rush saying Ngog can be a star all, kisurat. Anyway I've a feeling that Liverpool will be matrep again when playing Fulham this weekend, so ya.

Math Science History, Unravelling The Mysteries That All Started With A BIG BANG!

I'm very selective when it comes to TV shows. I don't do the overenthusiastic Japanese anime, or the socially-inaccurate American teenage drama. What I do watch are the most brilliant situational comedies that come from the best minds in television.

And one of them is Chuck Lorre's (Chuck Lorre of Two And A Half Men fame) masterpiece about 4 very intelligent but socially inept scientists and the hot blonde next door, The Big Bang Theory.

Of the 4, there's straight man Leonard. He's the boring type who doesn't do much beyond theoretical physics and online gaming. Kind of like Nas, but he's the one who gets the girls (well, only 2 girls over 3 seasons la but that's still more than Nas).

Then there's Sheldon, who has an IQ of 187 and got his first degree when he was 16. Now at 26, he has double PhDs and a Master's. Kind of like me la, what with my PhD in Malay at 23 and all. But he's also terminally neurotic and thinks a bit too highly of himself. That part not like me, though I am intelligent beyond measure.

Culturally-diversifying the group is Indian astrophysicist Rajesh Koothrapali, who is socially-incapacitated - he cannot talk to a beautiful woman unless under the influence of alcohol, or below-counter pharmaceuticals. He embodies all of us in TOWNs, I think.

And then there's clinically-horny Jewish engineer Howard Wolowitz. He has two Master's degrees only la, so he's the dumbass of the group. He's a lot like Barney from How I Met Your Mother, only a lot more fucking geekier. And gets waaayyyyy less women.

And Sheldon and Leonard, roommates, live across the hall from beautiful (well they think she's beautiful. I think she's tello) waitress/aspiring actress Penny.

So here's samples from the gang.

Prank gone wrong

There's no saving that ah

Reminiscing Sial! Part 3

In this episode of Reminiscing Sial, I stumbled upon this folder entitled Raya Sengkek 07. I was wondering why I had named it so until I opened it and saw the faces inside. Here are some of the highlights from our first and probably last TOWNS Hari Raya outing together.

Please enjoy the wonderful narration and camera skills by the most boring person alive.




Back then, I had long hair, Zal nye rambut mangkuk and Nazir still lived in Bukit Panjang. Looking at these videos, it's quite a shame that we don't make this a yearly thing.

Penambah Hitam

Before House, before Mr Bean, two of the most talented dudes in British comedy, Hugh Laurie and Rowan Atkinson, were in Blackadder. Funny shit yo.







Hahaha my favourite part.

Blackadder: I spy with my bored little eye... something beginning with "T."
Baldrick: Breakfast!
Blackadder: What?
Baldrick: My breakfast always begins with tea. Then, I have a little sausage. Then, a egg with some little soldiers.
Blackadder: Baldrick, when I said it begins with "T," I was talking about a letter.
Baldrick: No, it never begins with a letter! The postman doesn't come 'til 10:30.

Perangai Randall seh.

Awesome!!

As a die-hard Liverpool fan, who's been waiting for the team to finally win the league title since god-knows-when, I would like to express my most sincere gratitude to Rafael Benitez. With his creative and smart choice of strategies, it has made me believe that Liverpool can actually win the title this season. So here's to Rafa:

Fuck you, fuck you very very much.
Fucking stupid fuck.

Harris Bin Potter teaser trailer

Kisurat '09

Korean TV

We should get them for our next TL game

Lion King in 5 Seconds

Kudos to That Guy with the Glasses.

Nas's 1st & 2nd Law

Let me introduce you guys to Nas's 1st & 2nd Law. How it came about, I can't really remember coz we were talking cock as usual. Oh, before that, a shoutout to our member Faliq who turns 24 today. Though I think he's only a few years older than Suff. I think his birthday celebration is as regular as his unstoppable string of entries. Paisehzz arhzz Faliq, no celebration this time, coz everyone busy with raya I think. Anyway Happy Birthday Faliq!
So back to my laws.

Nas's 1st Law:
I'm sure you guys have heard Murphy's Law - "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." I think that's how it goes, maybe not word by word but same difference la, you get the idea.
So being the complainer that I am, I've my own - "There's always something wrong with everything." I think Mus got first hand experience of that law last night. Hahaha.

Nas's 2nd Law:
To those who watch How I Met Your Mother (OK Faliq, High 5), you'll be familiar with Ted's "Nothing good happens after 2am". I think for me it's "Nothing good happens." So ya.

There's Newton's Law of Motion, so maybe you can name mine Nas's Law of Motivation.