The new adventures of me.

HI. It's been a while ah. What can I say, school started and everything was a rush of art and more art. It's like having third eye blind in the brain.

Anyways. It's been 7 weeks, and next week is review week - that's when you finalize all your projects for grading. So if you've done consistent work (like me) you won't need to rush your arse (So Nas next week I'll pass you my progress report as promised). So here I am finally having time to write this entry.

School's great so far, love the environment, love most things about it bla bla. And the best thing about it has got to be the hellos. Hellos, t'hellos, step hellos, busty, short, tall, you name it, we've got it. Contrary to what people think, most of the people in school dress normally.

But of course the helloest of them all has got to be C. Combine all the previous "shirt sizes" S, M, L... You can't beat C. C is so hello I have to hold on to my balls to see her lest it might disappear. I first saw her during my portfolio interview 3 or 4 months ago I can't remember, and now, I still haven't done shit. Our respective groups stand two/three meters away from each other during smoke break every day, say three times a day and all I can do is just steal glances and admire that auburn blonde hair and the way she drags on her fag. That's got to be THEE highlight of school man.

Now I know how Nas feels ah. Nas, I'm never gonna make fun of you again I promise. Christ, I'm even beginning to sound like you ah. We should start a new convention la Nas, since your other 17 Convention is perpetually awol.

Speaking of which! I made pizza with Nazir today. For their second month anniversary! Can you believe that? So sweet right? So fucking sweet it'll give me tooth decay. But that's not the point. I haven't made pizza dough in a while, so when I tasted mine, it wasn't as "risen" as I wanted it to be. Quite fail by my standards but it was decent ah.

Then I tasted Nazir's pizza. I tasted cheese, I tasted tomato, I tasted this thing that resembled rubber/dough underneath. Fail la Nazir. But okayla edible. So that's that. Then there's the best part, la creme de la creme (literally ah).

His custard. Or pudding. Or whatever.

Kisurat fail la sial. Fail with a capital D, E, F. Fucking hell it was so fail it needed the previous two letters to support its failure. So basically we were out of time right, and Suff didn't have the proper utensils and crockery to cook it. So Nazir sembarang mixed the cornstarch with the milk, gobules of cornstarch floating on the surface of the milk. Then we melted butter, sugar and milk on a frying pan can you believe it? Then going to spill so we transferred the whole damn thing into a metal cake tray since there wasn't a pan to simmer it. It didn't simmer I don't know why, and we decided to shortcut the recipe, and whacked everything into the cake tray.

Fucking Hogwarts shit man, imagine Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle staring into a couldron of crap they just made. I knew it was gone the moment I saw the gobules floating on the milk hahaha. So we tried to cool it, but it didn't harden and in the end Nazir ended up with a Tupperware of sugary creamy milk drink. Sort of.

Then the most kesian part. He got these two pretty maroon flowers for Renu. And Suff kept it in the freezer. The bloody freezer. So when we took it out it was FROZEN, and on the way to Renu's it THAWED and lost its rigidity so everything was soft and limp from top to tip! Hahahahahaha. The poor things were wobbling and melting in my hands man, dripping internal fluids I never knew flowers had. Sad man sad. Renu if you're reading this, I hope you love him more ah. So endearing. And I apologize for letting you eat his fiasco. I also don't know what happened ah, there were five people in the kitchen, Nazir, Aidil, Suff, his maid & I - everything was kecoh, and like ya I was too sick to bother.

Never mind Nazir, it was a good try ah. Idea babe, idea hahahah. After Eid we try again aite?