Liverpool Fans' Wishes (at least for those who know how to kick a ball)

I woke up at 4am in the morning to see a lineup with Lucas and Benayoun in it, and no Alonso. More shockingly was the omission of Dirk Kuyt, Dirk fucking Kuyt. I thought "Wow, Benitez really going crazy." No Alonso means Gerrard wasn't really playing behind Torres, coz most of the time he had to come back to start the attack. So Torres was practically alone.
Upz to Benayoun though, this time I really had nth to criticise about him. He scored a nice goal in the first half, and managed to create a few other chances. But but, that Benitez had other ideas (ideas as good as Nazir's "Ada sedikit masalah pada idea ini."). He brought in Kuyt for Benayoun, for wat fuck I dunno. It's so rare Benayoun is playing well, so just let him play la. Between Kuyt and Benayoun, this time I'd rather have Benayoun, not that normally I would want Kuyt. That adds one more to the stupid things Rafa ever did.
After that, to put cheese in the McSpicy, he took out Torres for Riera la. He left the disappointing Babel to be in front of Gerrard, instead of putting in Keane or Alonso to replace Lucas. I really dun get it. So Lucas did a favour by bringing a player down in the penalty box, for Mido to equalise in the 83rd min. Then finally he took out Gerrard for Keane. Then what, he expected Keane to conjure smth up in the last 5 mins? Pls la, even NASRUDDIN can't do that.
Also, there're some rumours about Agger's contract not settled or smth, and he's becoming a little unhappy. He shouldn't be ah. Come on la Agger, be professional, obviously Kuyt's contract is top priority. One last important thing for Benitez, "Isap bodoh! And wake up ur idea!"