Satays? Chili ah.

Lemme tell you about this thing I just got.

I'd imagine it to be... Just like having a hello satay.

You'll feel the butterflies coming in your tummy, but you'll act all cool and nonchalant at first.

After a while though, you can't resist...

Like being in love, you'll close your eyes involuntarily.

Blood will rush through your head as the feeling sets in, and you'll smile.

Cause the feeeeelin'...

As it caresses your lips and fondles your tongue, it'll burn.

And burn some more.

Then you'll realize sommat's wrong; you know it's not right, you need to get out but you can't

The feeling stays with you without mercy, hurting. BAD.

And there's absolutely nothing, you can do.

You sweat, your nose drip, your scalp itches, your throat cries for clemency, your heart pounds like a demon, your chest hyperventilates, even your ears hurt...

And just like a satay that's too hello for you, it'll leave you in tears.

Chili so g**damn shitpiss m******fucking kisurat¹⁷ hot, you'll only need 2 drops. Seriously. No, seriously.

Mau ke pe?