Why I Play Pennis

(This squirrel is practising for the game of pennis)



(Even this nun wants to play pennis)

I think I may not have watched the BEST pennis match ever. It's a good thing I didn't, too, because I don't think I'd have enjoyed it much. Thing is, a lot of people play pennis and they don't win 6-3, 7-4, 9358593553.5258-538572835.24 but they win in their heart of hearts, without a doubt.

So if you have courage, two balls and a hard...heart, come play pennis at a community centre near you!