Hail Rafa!

Firstly, I would like to congratulate Benitez for reaching another Champions League final, ooops sorry, that was last season. I have two words for you ah Benitez, thank you! For all you people who are thinking of becoming football managers, here are some tips you can pick up from Benitez.

1) Sticking with Crouch throughout the season, he's not performing but is still playing in 90% of the games, I mean, that's what a manager is all about, supporting the players. Seriously Benitez, why?? If Crouch is scoring goals like Kuyt then ok la, I understand, but he's not, why play him? Stupid fuck. Crouch played about 10 games max, but scored only 5 or 6, wtf. Kuyt played 30 games and scored 5 or 6! So just stick with the clinical finisher, Kuyt. I think the match analyst yesterday was crazy ah, he said during half-time something like, "I think Benitez will bring Crouch in. Crouch was a problem for Arsenal in the last stage." Wtf is the analyst talking about? Kuyt was the one who created all the problems, not Crouch. Kuyt is the main man in Liverpool now. Why'd you think Kuyt played the whole game last night? He had his name stamped on all of Liverpool's chances la last night.

2) When you wanna score, you play 1 striker. Coz 1 striker is enough when you have good wingers to attack the front. Good wingers like Benayoun and Kuyt. Benayoun kept drifting to the center, wasn't even seen out on the wing. That's the decoy winger, what a strategy Rafa, that's like WOW! Kuyt, Kuyt was blazing down the wing la last night. Don't you guys dare to compare Kuyt with Ronaldo or Messi, I'll smack your face. Kuyt is the most natural winger, he's at a totally different level.

3) When the score is 1-1 at 70+ mins, you play defensive coz nowadays the game ends at 80 mins, and after that it's penalty shootouts. So train your players in penalties, don't bother about their fitness. There's no more extra time or even injury time. They scraped it after people started scoring nice own goals during injury time.

4) When you're 3-1 down in extra time, you can do 2 things. First you complain coz there's not supposed to be extra time. I mean, you trained for penalties already, it's not fair. Or you can sub out your top striker to save him for the final. Oh, my mistake, he didn't sub out Kuyt. Sub out your 2nd top striker, someone like Torres.

5) Next season, concentrate on Champions League again. There's no more domestic league. If your team is good in Champions League, you can opt not to play in your domestic league. Anyway, you've already won 3 domestic leagues in the last 4 years, so it's ok to concentrate on Champions League now.