As eye-opening as looking at Hellos

Kudos to our 2 NUS kudas who have gotten their results back. Even though we already know what Wan got like last week or smth, but still, congrats. A GPA of 4.4 is really nothing much la, I also can get, just that I don't want to. To Faliq, try harder ah, I know you're aiming for 3, but it's not a bad thing that you got higher. Don't worry, we won't call you a nerd. Nazir is the nerd. Whatever it is, please don't go to your professor and ask why you didn't get an A or A+ for the matter. If I'm the professor, I'd say “kau hisap bodoh”.

You guys gotta think about all the modules-bidding shit right, good luck ah. I've no idea whatsoever regarding all that since I'm from NTU. I've already gotten my modules set for me, biasalahkan aku. The biggest problem is that, I finished my exams way earlier, but I haven't gotten my results yet, baik ah NTU.

Now, for my results that i'm gonna get tomorrow. I've a feeling that I'm gonna get a GPA of 3.6 ah, I don't know why. I hope I get at least that, but knowing my luck, besok ah. Just like how the 190 that I'm taking from town will always be packed. And how when I'm gonna start to queue, a line of people apparate in front of me. Not forgetting how when I enter a shop, the invisible customers all lost their powers. In the words of the NUSMS guy who I played soccer with, “Takpe, ni semua takdir.” In the West Germanic language, or the first language of over 309 million people, “Never mind, this is all fate.” In the words of the guy that wears Aizat's shoes, “Tulis pe”. In the words of the man that shows Suff's dick to everyone else, “Intip ah!”.

So tomorrow you all will know my results ah. Then you all will know if I deserve to be called a nerd or not.