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Happy birthday Suff

France '11

Ah zat..ni kirakan aku responding to kau nya request ah.baik dok kat sini.yang pink ah hello (eh, iye ke). haha.

France '11

Ok guys..sorry lambat update..macam2 sak kat sini..the french are really damn idoitic but ya..dorg je kat dunia ni pakai plug lain dari yang lain..bawa universal travel adapter pun tak guna sey..abeh nak beli kat sini punyala susah..semalam baru jumpa..

Kk, first, nas kau kena datang sini..aku sampai penat sak nak cakap hello..seriously bersepah ah prp hello.


Teka dia ni kerja apa? Jual ice-cream.gitu pun da gini punya hello..abeh bila aku minta ambil gambar dgn dia, dia blush gila babi..haha.

Tu je ah daily update aku..da nak subuh ah..kii, boring sey is..

France 2011

Ni betul2 kerja gila sey. Malam ni aku da nak terbang gi France, buat kerja gila aku.and aku nya last swim was 30laps, 3 months ago. baik kepe.. Anyway, aku dah bentangkan semua benda yang aku nak bawa gi sana.




Aku tak confident pun barang2 boleh sumbat dalam bag 35L aku. wonderful. the 2 things aku nak share dengan korang are the time solat dgn bike profile untuk ironman aku.




Aku tahu yang during summer, the day is long.but i seriously didn't expect to be that long ah.sape menang sey.subuh kul 3+ abeh isha 11+. nak bangun untuk subuh tu yang lengit sey. abeh by the time aku habis touring for the day, nak tunggu isha confirm da pengsan.tdo tak sampai 4jam, matahari da nak naik.baik ah.ni kalau ada al-azhar, confirm tak rasa ah.supper kejap da tu da nak sarapan.haha.



Ni bike profile kat ironman france.it doesn't look that bad here coz it's very abstract. tapi ada chance, aku mati kat sana da tu tolak basikal.confirm.

Hi

Why thank you Suff, for that enriching entry. We here at TOWNS, can only dream of having a happening life. When I grow up, I don't wanna be Nas anymore, I wanna be Suff.

Anyways.

Apparently, I'm alive. Barely, but still alive. Yes I have missed you guys (no, really) but it's been a fucking busy period with so many art and fashion shit going on - some great, some not so great - but nevertheless have to be done. With so much uppity-ness this past weeks, I really missed the standard Al Azhar teh tarik prata sessions and hence have decided to write the next para in such setting. Language-wise that is. Here goes.

Geng. Teka siapa nye photography kat Audi Fashion Week! Aku nye la sial! Baik jacks, jorang suka gila jadi aku dapat pergi London dok untuk tengok lagi satu fashion show haha. Aku amek dalam... 1.5 gig of gambars, 6 costumes, tapi jorang choose 3. Ada banyak lagi events ah, tapi aku rasa ni yang paling prolific untuk share ngan korang.

Nama dia Nadya jackos. Bila aku amek ni, dia baru sampai dari Russia 2 minggu. Masih fresh lagi. Nas, jeni yang aku bilang kau tu, kau boleh bilang yang lain ah. Tapi aku rasa dia bedek ah. Confirm nye, kat sana jorang boleh sembarang sembarang tukar age.

Oh and by the way, add her to my X&Y. I never forget my X nor Y. Not when they look like that.

Do svidaniya!

XY was a bad album by Coldplay

I was a little worried over this weekend when I realised that I lost count of my X-factor in my X-and-Y coordinates. Yeah, it was that kind of weekend.
For those of you who do not know, in the X-and-Y coordinates refer to the number of girls you have kissed (X-factor. And this refers to on the lips, so Momma’s peck on the cheek doesn’t count) and the number of girls you have done the deed, the horizontal mambo, the Osama in her cave, the banana in her split, parked your car in her garage, poke her mon with (Y-factor). But this being TOWNs with a readership of like, three, I’m sure you know what I mean by X-and-Y.
I mean what kind of a guy loses track of his X-count?
And the answer was simple. The kind of guy who’s living it up and brushes his teeth regularly.
But what if I was the kind of guy who loses track of his Y-count?
The answer was simple, too. The kind of guy with AIDS.
Never lose track of your Y-count, guys. It is the pathway to many ugly things.


This personal health message was brought to you by Suffian Hakim.

Barang baik geng.

Zat told me to check out Haley's performance in the previous round of American Idol 10. So I went to see it. I somehow feel that this is better than Adele herself ah, kii seh. Even so, I think James's rendition of Muse's Uprising was dahsyat too ah, he really could bring it high.
Here are both the performances for those who've missed it.