Padan Muka ("serve u right" is it?)

After all the hype about Adam's performances, Kris emerged the winner. I'd say his Ain't No Sunshine thrashed Adam's Mad World but it wasn't enough. Kris's No Boundaries was bad, terrible. It really showed his vocal weakness. I wanted an Adam-Danny final ah, but everyone else wanna step. Last last Adam yang kalah, padan muka. I find Danny's a-little-coarse voice damn cool and his vocal range is baik. Maybe Kara wrote No Boundaries thinking that Adam and Danny would be in the final. Imagine if both of them squared off for that. It'll be some good shit ah. But too bad, isap ah all Adam fans.

Why Benitez should Shut the hell up

Before i start ranting, I just want to say that I really think Liverpool had a great season (ok, it has not ended, but Man U has won so counted as ended ah). They pushed Man U all the way. At the back of my mind I was quite afraid that they would snatch the title from Man U ah, but luckily Man U did it.

Secondly. I wanna state that I think Benitez is a great manager. He won the Champions league with a team he got from Houllier. Come on la. Anybody who can win something, let alone the Champions League, with a team consisting of Cisse, Igor Biscan, Josemi and the one and only Traore deserves respect. He has does brilliantly at Liverpool and I am sure they are set to improve.

Ok, now here goes. What I am bingit with Benitez is how he can't leave Man U and Ferguson alone. Like seriously man, grow up. Even after Man U won the title, he said that he wants to congratulate the "club". He just did not want to mention Ferguon's name. He's really a small and petulant child.

But what irks me more than anything else is how he attributes Man U's success to their spending power. "When you are prepared to pay £20m or £30m for players it is easier to win the title". Oh ya ah, Torres came on free transfer right. And Mascherano was like nowhere near £20m. Ok ok. Please la Benitez, don't be a sore loser. You've lost, just get over it. I just read this article on Soccernet. He mentioned about how, "We may well break our transfer record, but certainly not Manchester United's." Then he goes on to say, "It does all come down to the money they have been able to spend, that is the difference." Why, why must he mention Man U? Leave them out it la. Like seriously man. I know you want to reassure your fans and all but its getting a lil irritating and whiny.

I did some research on how much Benitez has spent in comparison to Ferguson ever since Benitez's tenure, which has been 5 years and the "Man U has spent £100 million more than Liverpool" is a figment of Benitez's vivid imagination. There are conflicting reports on the net but just in case everyone thinks I am super bias, I'll use the figures which shows that Ferguon has spend more. Man U has spent around £10 million more than Liverpool. £10 million not £100 million. Granted that Man U had to sell less players and their net expenditure was more than Liverpool's, that really does not matter. Benitez basically sold all the rubbish buys he made and made more rubbish buys. So I don't think comparing net spending is an issue.

Another point I want to bring out is, when Ferguson talks about Chelsea's spending power, he has the right to do so. Well hell, everyone talks about Chelsea's spending power. With Man City in the fray, I guess we'll be hearing about them too. But the thing is, Chelsea's situation is totally different. They operate on a whole different level. But even then, when Chelsea won back to back titles, Ferguson didn't do a "Benitez". He congratulated Mourinho and stated that Mourinho was a good manager who did well, albeit with limitless funds at his disposal. That is what I call class.

Liverpool fans might say that Ferguson does not need to spend that much because he is just replacing certain key players to an already great team while Benitez is overhauling the team and creating a new one. I have to agree with that. Ferguson is just oiling and replacing certain parts of his Porsche while Benitez, from day 1 has been trying to "chng" his Cherry QQ. Like I said, he has done a tremendous job but its just too bad Ferguson has been at Manchester United for an incredible 23 years. Wenger was up against that and he won the league, thrice, with Arsenal. And we all know that Arsene Wenger only has like $1 dollar to spend every season. So ya.

Take a look at Aston Villa and especially Everton. David Moyes has been rebuilding his team with very limited funds but they have done very well. Tottenham has spent a lot but started off badly (Redknapp did well). Manchester City has spent and will continue to spend obscene amounts of money but I really don't see them breaking into the top 4 or even making it into the top 6 position.

My point is, money is not what drives a club to success (Take a look at the Galacticos Fiasco and Chelsea). Granted that it is a very important factor, it is not 'the' factor. So I sincerely hope that Rafa grows up, shuts the hell up and strengthens his squad. If he does that, I'm sure we'll be in for a very interesting and hopefully, more exciting season.

To Bull Or Not To Bull?

You know when you read something and you don't know whether it's bullshit or whether it's true? And it irritates you how that certain text just finely toes the line in between both?

This article is one of them.

(Taken from worldweeklynews.com)

MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!
Posted on Wednesday, January 14th, 2009
By Reginald Cunningham III
url: http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.




And it's from a quite credible news source la. This is strange. I've jacked off to this man/woman/it before. Gaaarrgghhhhhhtetrafluorohydroxide!

Elementary my dear Watson

Instead of like using a word to describe us, I thought it'll be more interesting if we use elements. So they are:

Zat - Cobalt

Suff - Sodium

Mus - Iodine

Nazir - Magnesium

You might be thinking, how bout Nas and Faliq? Well Faliq can isap because he is nowhere to be found. As for nas, he is too complex to be an element. He is more of a compound or to be precise:

Nas -Hydroflourocarbon

Coldest story ever told

Now that my personal favourite, Danny Gokey, is not in the final, I think Kris Allen should win but ya. I think Adam is just what malay will call 'over'. He's a little too theatrical ah, like too much at times. Not that I'm being gay or what, but I think Kris is really cool. Furthermore Kris can really modify the tune of the songs to suit his style. Remember his rendition of She Works Hard For The Money, and also Ain't No Sunshine. Both were awesome. And now Heartless. Like what Kara said last time, "This is artistry!"

A Poem, In Malay

Malahan aku mengintip
Kenapa ada batu di lubang hidung raksaksa?
Aku menanya belia tersebut dan dia berkata,

"MY MALAY SUCKS ASSHOLE BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT MALAY."

Logical over Radical

You guys know right about my intense love for the three Sanins, O'Shea, Gary Neville(used to be Silvestre. Good riddance) and Fletcher. Well, I have to say while O'Shea and Gary have lived up to expectations of being merepek, I actually think Flecther was a good ah this season. I am actually quite sad he'll miss the champions league final. He did so much and to get banned just because the ref made a mistake, its quite sad ah.

I'm not complaining over the ref's decision. Even Ferguson said he thought it was a foul. But,UEFA, led by the merepek Michel Platini should wake up their idea la. In this day and age where we can use basic technology to watch replays, UEFA chooses not to. "UEFA choose not to have recourse to overturn decisions, eschewing the use of TV evidence" Seriously dumb right. Why deprive a player of a chance to play in the final when he clearly did not deserve the card? Why not review the action and do something about it? It has no bearing on the past result right.

What I find extremely amusing is how they don't want to do such a basic thing, like using TV evidence and such but this Platini wannna step change this la, that la. Want to introduce the 6+5 rule la, cap on wages la, transfer spending ah. Jubo ah. The best one is, he wants to limit the number of English teams, basically the number of teams from the Top european leagues, and let the minnows have a chance to participate. Its the Champions League right, where we wanna see football at its best. Whats the point of leaving out Arsenal (lets say the rule will be imposed next season) and let a team who got 3rd in the Greek league participate. Bodoh punye matrep.

I won't go into how he hates the English clubs just because his own french teams are a bunch of matreps. The message I am trying to bring across it, why not you implement changes which are small, impactful and logical instead of radical? Seriously, is it so hard to say, "Hey Fletcher, based on Television replays, you didn't deserve the red card. So the decision has been overturned. Congrats!"

As of now, I just hope whoever replaces Fletcher will do him and Man u proud. Can't wait for the finals.