Kubur

One of the funniest scenes ever. And there is no bodoh in it ok Zat.

Dumb and Dumber

Hope you guys had the time of your lives yesterday. Like Zat said, SJIM/A dah maju. Once again, Happy Birthday Guys!

Untuk Suff

Makan satay dengan sehelai lidi
Hari ini kau nye hari jadi
Kau tau tak kau dah 23
Tapi perangai masih macam babi

Pegi Al Azhar order orange juice
Nak bayar tapi wallet can use can use
Duit no issue kita boleh sataykan
Asalkan kau jangan terbegek ikan

Janji pukul lapan jumpa pukul sepuluh
Datang pakai shades muka perasan jubo
Ini gurauan antara kawan sahaja
Aku wish kau Happy Birthday la member

Irreverant Birthday Wish!!!!

Happy birthday to Mus
Ben Chiew can use
Happy birthday to Muuus
I like orange juice!

Man U Menang

Over the past weekend, Man U played Malaysia at Bukit Jalil Stadium as part of their Man U Asia Tour. IPC Travel & Tours was offering this 2D1N package and the chance of watching Man U live again was just too good to be missed, so we made the short trip up to KL. We referring to me, Nazir, Fahmy and his two brothers.

Meeting time was 615am at Newton Hawker Food Centre Carpark. So who do you call when you need transport at such ungodly hour? Kau members la Nas seriously. Dinner treat still on me.

So this was our bus. They named all the buses after Man U players to get us into the mood all. Our bus ROONEY was full of energy througout with occasional moments of magic on the road. PARK never once stopped on the North-South Highway while BERBATOV took his own time but still managed to bamboozle through traffic.

We went straight to the stadium and I knew I was at the right place when I saw this car.
Bukit Jalil Stadium actually looked like National Stadium from the outside.
This was the crowd that was already waiting to enter the gates when we arrived. It was only 2pm. Match kickoff was at 530pm. Talk about die-hard.

If you're ever in need for attention, then learn from this guy. Simply wear a rival club jersey and you'll get all kinds of jeers and insults hurled at you. This was just the first of many.

You cannot see it but we were slowly getting baked inside. We had to wait for 3 hours under the scorching sun.
Nobody knew who they were but the crowd just cheered for them. It turned out to be Man U coaches. We were restless so we just wanted some entertainment




These are the people that all tak pernah mati. Who wears a Man City or Pool shirt to a Man U exhibition? Seriously nak kena tumbuk.

If my arm was long enough, I would tumbuk this guy also. O Shea fan? Seriously?

The pitch had these water sprinklers that were hidden underneath the pitch. Very fancy ah if you ask me.
At long last, the sight of a Man U player. First on the pitch was Ben Foster, warming up with the goalkeeping coach. Van der Sar came soon afterwards and the crowd went wild.
The moment we were waiting for. Ferdinand finally led the team out of the tunnel to a thunderous applause. Seeing all the players live was damn surreal. I kept saying to myself, "That is Scholes right in front of me. SCHOLES. SCHOLES."

It was a full house and the atmosphere was awesome. I think there were almost 100000 specatators in the stadium. By far the largest crowd I've been in.

Watching them play live certainly has upped my appreciation for all the players. As good as they all are, some of them really stood out. Berbatov has to be the coolest player alive. He plays in his own world, looks as lazy as he looks on TV but his touches are just sublime. Giggs is still a class act. He was so comfortable on the ball and at his age, his pace and acceleration must be understated. Rooney was THE crowd favourite. I was directly behind the play for Man U's second goal and I didnt even see the run made by Nani. So talk about vision.

And Gary Neville, oh poor Gary. He certainly surpassed all my expectations of a blooming idiot. I am not exaggerating. His runs and movements are so so clumsy. He was the only substitute not to be used during a match so to compensate for it, he was doing sprints across the length of the pitch even after the team had left. Poor Giggs members nye pasal together with a coach had to accompany him. Even when we left, he was still running and didnt look like he was going to stop anytime soon. Suspect kuat he's going to retire and go run marathons. Im so proud of this Man U captain.

Members but ya

I wanted to write a long post but I am seriously damn lazy now. Important stuff first, this is the new AFL site, www.footballopod.com/leagues/afl. I haven't done the admin stuff yet cos, I want to say I'm busy but I'm just lazy but ya. We still haven't settled last season's finances and thats my fault also. Basically I'm a useless idiot la ok. So ya.

So now, this is where I make noise. Seriously la, not that I want to say la, but some people are just merepek la ok. To all you people, ISAP BODOH. Pah buto. Matrep pun kalah seh. Seriously la.

That won't help matters la cos maybe they don't know who they are but still, isap la ok. Anyways, back to being placid or as close to that as possible, I wanna say sorry to Zat for flooding the toilet all. But still, I let you enroach on my space all in the bus. So even stevens tan.

Also, wanna post a shout out to my member Nas, my dear 17th Convention partner. Kau la members. Who else will wake up at 5.17 am to send me(Zat just happened to be going with me) to Newton so that I won't have to take a cab. Seriously, members seh. Whatever you want, just say la Nas. I'll try my best to make it happen. I'll even push someone to oncoming buses la but ya. I should have done that ah.

The next shout out goes to my other friend, close to my heart (and sometimes nerves), forever and ever, Team Indonesia partner, MUSTAKJM VAN HAASNJE! I have to thank you for knocking some sense into me. As in really. I don't know what I was thinking also. The song also helped some bit. But ya. So remember, if you need someone to walk to town again or go to Tanah Merah for no apparent reason, I won'ts be there ah. Won'ts wont's.

To my B.O.B.P member Suff, I just have to say a huge thankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk you for all that you have done. But ya. Without you, I won't be but ya-ing and tulising and satay-ing and stuff. Actually you put an end to my satay-ing days so ya la (Not that I had any). I am so thankful I might even let someone hug me. Maybe even get a kiss from me. Isap bodoh. So ya. 12 years and counting.

My dear captain Jon, although I still don't understand why you are the captain, but I have to say you are a true blue member. Busy all but can still make time for us. You are the reason why I am still with TL and not with the one true club I want to be with, TKFC. Viva la Captain!

March babies all rock la Zal, and you are clearly the exception. But sometimes, you do stuff which makes me believe that you do have the qualities to do us March babies proud. Ok, maybe I am the exception, cos you are the one who usually plan stuff and all while I just sit idle and watch. But ya. Hopefully some of your traits have rubbed off on me ah. Some ah, not all.

Finally finally back to Zat. I just have to say thank you la. Although it might not seem significant and all to you, but your answers to my bothersome questions actually did me a whole lot of good. You layan-ed my merepekness and my night mood all, so ya, thanks. And maybe just to tell you, I care about the makan place la ok. Your makan place is my makan place. If that makes any sense to you, good. If not, kau pergi kedai Rajagopal and order teh sua.

So much for me not wanting to write a long entry ah. I seriously did not plan this. Ah that goes for some other stuff too. So ya but ya.

I really really <3 June/July

Suff that was a fantastic birthday present but ya. As in really really really really fantastic. The days leading up to my/our birthdays are really getting better! Imagine what I'm gonna get on the day itself! M, L, then now this. But on the other hand, it's damn poor thing. But what to do. I shall have a minute of silence to acknowledge the gravity of the situaition... And ten minutes of personal "silence" afterwards.

Anyways I suggest we do some paintball battle next week. Fifty bucks per person for 250 pellets at Khatib near the swamps. Bring your satays/scandals. At the rate things are going, it'll be a ball of a time.

Cerita Bedek Jadi Betul

To Zat: hahahhahahhahaha. The merits of the 2 prong attack. If you need tips, you can read my book. ISAP BODOH. I say never ever do it. Not nice but ya.

To Suff: You're the man la. Playa Playa

To Nas: Keep your cool man. If you need to vent your anger all, there is always Mus to beat up.

To Faliq: Quit the pelacur business la ok.

To Mus: Never ever let that box out man. We have to keep it no matter what. We can't go back to those Tanah Merah days.

Mixed feeling of emotions today. I seriously feel I'm running myself to the ground. I know it sounds cryptic all (surprising right since its coming from me all), but still deciding if i want to risk opening up certain boxes all. I think its worth it but then again, nothing is worth being exposed. And Mus, I know what I want la ok. So don't act like you know me. Pah buto. So ya but ya.

let the drama begin.

Nazir's Future Job

I don't think any of you watch Arrested Development.

It's a sitcom starring Jason Bateman (of Hancock and Juno fame), Michael Cera (of Juno and Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist fame), Portia de Rossi (of lesbian sex with Ellen Degeneres fame) and a whole host of established television stars. Star billing aside, Arrested Development is up there with Friends, That 70s Show and How I Met Your Mother as one of the best comedies of all time.

Arrested Development is about an ethically-challenged family, The Bluths, and the conniving and backstabbing that they do to one another. The humour is genuine and affable. It is also very, very intelligent in the most mentally-stimulating way.

Okay you guys have to go check it out for yourself. You won't regret it.

Anyway on to the main point of this entry. This clip is far from the funniest moment in the show, but the offbeat intelligence of it is simply a joy to watch.

Enjoy.

The tribe has spoken...

For real.

Boring gils nak mams

So, the first week of my IA has just passed. I've been waking up, and will be for the next 21 weeks, at 6am during the weekdays. And that's just to reach the workplace at 8am. Well, obviously sometimes I reached about 5-10 mins later also, standard. The journey back home is also killing me, I can't even reach home before 7. I know it's been just a week, but working life is really different. Now I really understand what Mrs Laj said, "Enjoy school while you can. When you start working, you'll miss going to school." So I've decided to make the most of my weekends, just go out or what, just do stuff, whatever shit. But if every weekend is gonna be like today, then omg la. kill me, kill me now.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Not as cool as Vijay isap bodod Kanth'ss vids, but Will Smith is just superb in this. Again.




Mau buat ke pe Mus? Karimah's first date ah

Isap Ah Will Smith

Who needs Will Smith, when you have Vijaykanth?

Seriously Nazir, these videos will change your mind.

Bad Boys Ke pe

That has got to be the greatest member scene of all times. Will Smith is the coolest actor ever. I know there people will take about Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp, but for me, I still think Will Smith has a charm and wit about him that those two don't.

So guys, "We ride together. We die together. SJIM/A for life." Knowing us, we'll kill each other first ah.

Ober who?

If reports are to be true, Man U will soon complete the signing of french startlet, Gabriel Obertan. And before you think this is just another name that Suff made up, who knew of Cristiano Ronaldo anyway before he entered Man U? A virtual unknown made into the world's best.

For all Man U fans, watch this video and enjoy. Ignore the starting part because at first I thought he was just some botak who can use a laptop and jog onto the pitch. This guy has some nifty footwork and crazy skills man. He wont look out of place for sure at Old Trafford. A new no. 7 in the making?

No question about it now

Seriously how cool does that jacket look on him

The contrast in the two attires as they take centre stage

Federer must be a Godsend for photographers. He looks picture perfect at every shot.

Even when he stretches

This was when he rallied from 4 set points down to win the 2nd set tiebreaker. Come on!

Roddick can barely look at the camera. It was 16-14 in the last set, just mind boggling.

Last year, when he lost to Nadal in the epic Wimbledon 2008 final, the journalists had a field day writing him off, saying that it was the end of the road for him.

A year on and how things have changed. This victory means he has won the French Open and Wimbledon Open back-to-back thus putting him into an elite group of players to have done so, he also reclaims his no.1 ranking and he now holds the most number of Grand Slam titles at 15 which officially makes him the very best.

So ask me now, siapa menang?

Walk Away

Before Alanis Morisette became cool and angsty, and before Matt Le Blanc became Joey, there was... Walk Away.

Kemamsuan Intip

I'll only say this cos you're in another country but I kinda miss you ah Zat. Bangkok all. So far away. I haven't heard a Zat-ism in days and it feels strange ah.

I'm even starting to feel smart. But truthfully, I don't like it.

Come back safe Zat.

I'm FURIOUS!

Yeah, I was damn mad, and maybe still am, a little. Mostly angry with myself for taking too long to do anything. I just hope it's not too late. So here, just for laughs.

I <3 June/July

Sorry to sun on your rainy day Nas; this is gonna be a happy entry. The days leading up to my birthday have been great. First Nas gave me a current pic of M (thanks Nas!). And today I went out with S and L. Thee L. The L with the most gorgeous Indie fuckface and smoothest Indie legs and silkiest Indie voice accompanying the most enchanting Indie accent. I think I know how you feel ah Nas when your heart skipped many beats and you just choke out a 'hi' and bla bla bla. And boy did she smell like summer in a bowl. Words can't say what the heart blablablaIforgottherest. So without further ado, I present to you all, a poem I made right from the heart. Enjoy.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your eyes aren't blue
But I go red when I see you!

Happy Cancer babies months, L! Yeay!

Dementor's Kiss

Ah Zat, don't worry, I won't be emailing you or anything, in fact I don't need to. I hope you're reading this from Thailand ah. The whole day yesterday spent with Mus and Nazir, wasn't as fun as when you're there la Zat (standard ah kan kita Zat). But more importantly, I think I know how it feels like meeting a dementor (creature from Harry Potter), when it just sucks away all your happiness and your positive emotions. Or maybe getting the Dementor's Kiss, whereby the soul is sucked away and the victim is left as an empty shell, incapable of thought or whatsoever. This is it.

Day 1: SSTP

Since you guys are in Bangkok all, I thought you all should still be updated with what Nas, Mus and me were up to today. Like things might change radically you know by Saturday. Cos we're cool like that. Isap bodoh.

We. we. Ah isap, we just watched a movie but ya. But Nas did more than that. Preparing for certain stuff all. So ya. Eh i just realised we might really have a cerita to tell when you guys get back. Ok, maybe only Nas.

Highlight of my day/week: Mus calling me while I was singing at the top of my lungs and he goes, "Wrong number" and he actually meant it. Thats how boring my life is but ya.